|Frequently Asked Questions:
|Q. Can I have (insert item name here)?
A. Please don't neomail me asking me to give you things. I consider this extremely poor form, and the answer will always be 'no'. I can't stand people who beg and panhandle.
Q. Where did you get a wishlist?
A. I made it myself and put it on my free webspace at Tripod.
Q. How did you make a wishlist?
A. I made it using HTML. If you don't know HTML but want to learn it so you can make websites (like this wishlist), visit htmlgoodies.com.
Q. Will you make a wishlist/website/pet page/graphics for me?
A. Sorry, but no. I am too busy to build other people websites or graphics for free (I design professionally). Please don't neomail me to ask me to build you any of these things - the answer will be no, no matter what you offer me.
Q. Will you teach me HTML?
A. Again - sorry, but no. If you want to learn HTML, visit htmlgoodies.com.